by Izzy Grinspan

In less than two months, David Lee Roth will replace Howard Stern on radios along the East Coast. The New York Times has the story; Village Voice blog Riff Raff has an "exclusive" letter "from" DLR. The latter is more entertaining, plus it contains a joke about Sammy Hagar making a joke about Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers being Jewish (which they aren't, exactly, but they aren't not).