by Izzy Grinspan
From Michael Musto: "Insiders say Madonna's horse is anti-Semitic." Finally! We'd been waiting days for somebody to make this quip.
Meanwhile, Star reports trouble in trucker-hat paradise: Kevin Federline doesn't want to raise his baby Jewish, and Britney doesn't want to give birth to a kid named Vegas. However, Brit is considering naming the baby Jamie after her father and sister, totally ignoring the Jewish superstition about using the names of living relatives and thereby proving that Kevin has absolutely nothing to worry about.