by Arye Dworken
David Lee Roth, the definitively greatest frontman of all time has just launched a most rockalicious website. DavidLeeRoth.com, toted as the "Official Website of the Kung Fu Sage" offers a typically hilarious biography ("I've been places with my face you wouldn't go to with a pistol"), a tour section featuring upcoming dates and recent set lists (performances that feature over ten Van Halen songs. Take that, Hagar!), and a video section with clips of Diamond Dave performing "Jump" with the Boston Pops Symphony Orchestra--quite possibly one of the more surreal moments in rock history. And the cradle will be...orchestrated?